Colan is the boy who makes up lies about everything. If he says he had sex with that one girl, he didn't. If you leave him on open, he blocks you. And if you have a Juul, he asks to rip it at least every two minutes. Colan is the white boy who lives in a nice part of Florida and comes from a good family and is the receiver of a great education, yet he cannot type a Snapchat sentence for shit and pretends that he can't speak English.
by steph kurry December 30, 2018
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Get the Coke-cola mug.the bestest of friends no doubt about that twooo beautiful girls! that love each other!!! they would die without each there!!! they will never be replaced they will always love!!! if anyone were to make fun of either one of them the other one would murder the person who said that! so if i were u i wouldnt ever pick a fight with them!!!:) and they are just truly pretty, gorgeous, and stunning...!
Hey did u see chloe and celia.....?
yeah they beat me up cuz i called them whores...
well they are bffs!
damn did u see chloe and celia..!?
yeahh hell there hot idk wich one to choose!
hah samee bro!
yeah they beat me up cuz i called them whores...
well they are bffs!
damn did u see chloe and celia..!?
yeahh hell there hot idk wich one to choose!
hah samee bro!
by bffls09910 January 22, 2011
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Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?
Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!
Brian: Did you give her the polnesian piledriver?
Nick: Yeah she had pina colada running down her legs when I kicked her out!
by Double Bs May 6, 2008
Get the pina colada mug.A place situated between Hornsby and Berowra. People in this area tend to believe falsehoods that Mount Colah is nice and Berowra is a hole. This is completely ridiculous because Berowra has a skate park, shopping village, 4 petrol stations, an RSL, a tavern, 2 community centres, a library, 4 primary schools, a post office, a hairdresser, a barber, a hardware store, a medical centre and a BWS.
Mount Colah, on the other hand, has a primary school, Jim & Harry's, a chemist, a hairdresser, an Italian restaurant, petrol station and a Liquorland.
Mount Colah is clearly a hole.
Mount Colah, on the other hand, has a primary school, Jim & Harry's, a chemist, a hairdresser, an Italian restaurant, petrol station and a Liquorland.
Mount Colah is clearly a hole.
by Btown Bogan March 4, 2011
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Man: Give me a coca-cola.
Bar Tender: Here, this is all I've got. *Hands man a Pepsi*
Man: I said coke!
Bar Tender: I said this is all I've got!
Man: what kind of place doesn't have coke?
Bar Tender: Go to McDonalds of you want a god damn coke.
Man: *tries Pepsi* Wow! This is really good. I'll take 2 more please.
Bar Tender: You got it!
Bar Tender: Here, this is all I've got. *Hands man a Pepsi*
Man: I said coke!
Bar Tender: I said this is all I've got!
Man: what kind of place doesn't have coke?
Bar Tender: Go to McDonalds of you want a god damn coke.
Man: *tries Pepsi* Wow! This is really good. I'll take 2 more please.
Bar Tender: You got it!
by Fo Da Shitz August 31, 2006
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