A cocky jocky is a ancient art where you float down a river while naked on a naked person having their cock in your ass using there cock as a seat belt
by Flynn Boy June 25, 2021
Get the cocky jocky mug.When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.
"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"
by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021
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by 26953216 July 7, 2021
Get the cocknmouth mug.When a penis is inserted in to a partially cut banana peel (hence, surrounding the penis), with the male usually sending a picture of it to another party.
by DJ, Chee Sed November 7, 2021
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Always stretch prior to attempting a cocknana split, and bring whipped cream for added satisfaction.
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When a penis is inserted into a partially cut banana peel (hence, surrounding the penis), with the male usually sending a picture of it to another party.
When a penis is inserted into a partially cut banana peel (hence, surrounding the penis), with the male usually sending a picture of it to another party.
by DJ, Chee Sed November 12, 2021
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Me: “cocky much”
Me: “cocky much”
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