clutch monkey

A godly person who never chokes under pressure is clutch

it's a squad vs solo don't worry he got it he's a clutch monkey

by 4nite March 18, 2018

clutching

a person who masturbates by aggresively tickling/playing with his balls. aggresively as if stroking it from its common needs. just for the cause of a weird pleasure. Its also a gesture for good luck in china.

i was clutching like crazy yesterday, i busted the hugest load. You should try it.

2021: i was jelqing 2022: i was gooning 2023: i was edging 2024: the load boutta be upon these opps

by mog Tzu's disciple January 15, 2024

coming in clutch

When you learn about clutching functions in topology.

Person 1: Damn, check out this construction that's coming in clutch!
Person 2: Yeah dude, I love to be constructing fiber bundles on spheres

by One-Eyed King March 27, 2023

Clutch pipe

A clutch pipe is someone who talks about cars and is generally obsessed with machinery but is not a mechanic. A person can also be a clutch pipe by going off on one about any subject that they know the other person doesn't know too much about.

"That guy is a complete clutch pipe."
"He just clutch piped me."

by Clutchpipekilla September 04, 2014

fiscally clutch

If something g goes your way financially. Or you don't have to pay and get something for free.

Steve: Yo, that hot waitress just came in fiscally clutch.

Jerry: How?

Steve: She hooked it up with free nuggets.

Jerry: Gang Gang

by IHookitUpfat October 10, 2017

The Devils Clutch

When a girl opens up her butthole enough for the testicles to slip in before she clenched allowing for maximum male orgasms

“Hey mitchell come over to my house tonight I wanna treat you to The Devils Clutch”

by jmp definition June 06, 2022

Clutch gear

(Verb) An awesome find. Unique (Usually sarcastic)

I found this ceramic fish with a clock in its belly at the garage sale; now that’s some clutch gear!

by Jeanbean January 08, 2018