popped his clogs

To literally die.

Did you hear about the old guy down the street? He finally popped his clogs,they found him yesterday.

by boomstick6699 December 30, 2013

very very close friend

what you call your boyfriend/girlfriend when you dont want other people to know.

K: So brian and me were-
S: your very very close friend brian?
K: hahah. yes...

by Zrrrr April 24, 2008

The Clobster

Tall, Grey-Haired Monster that has claws, afraid of girls, and always depressed.

The Clobster ran away from the females and went to the bonfire to smoke pot.

by Mat Brozich December 22, 2007

Closet Homosexual

A person who is either A: Someone who is gay or bisexual and afraid to show it in public or B: Gay and tries to hide it by calling other people gay to seem 'cool' (straight).

A: Ben had always been a closet homosexual, but was afraid to tell anyone close to him.

B: Closet homosexual who is being crushed by the notion that being gay is bad: Dude, your so gay. Stop being gay, you fag.

by Havoc teh Raven April 23, 2006

closet case

A man of homosexual orientation who is afraid to come clean due to iminent humiliation and beating

Jim's so deep in the closet he's finding Christmas presents

by timmy2dope April 27, 2005

close-stander

One who violates the personal space of another by standing too close.

Ugh! I hate close-standers. I could feel the heat coming off his balls.

by the.puppet.man March 25, 2006

closet blonde

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

by 420 Eminel December 24, 2008