Clam Punch

When a chick comes up to you and thrusts her exposed genetalia forcefully (such as a punch) into your facial region.

I told her the sandwhich she made for me was nasty, so she came at my face with a clam punch.

by Rävën - Stormrage server U.S. December 29, 2011

clam stamp

When a female on her period presses her bloody vagina to a persons forehead.

I woke up this morning only to see a clam stamp on my forehead.

by The real Finger June 8, 2009

Hairy Clam

a Small, sometimes large, smooshy opening between a womens thighs. Large helmet wearing snakes sometimes take coverage in these holes.

Comfortable cunt!!!

by Ron J September 29, 2003

bumping clams

a lesbian sex act which involves a certain mesure of flexibility. its rubbing and bumpung vaginas together

my dyke friends shave b4 bumping clams; man, i hope they dont get nether-beard burn!

by minghi May 17, 2003

clam-jam

event where there are far more ladies than men in attenendce: female equivalent of a sausagefest

dude , you gotta get down here ...it's a clam-jam!...wall to wall ladies.

by seanie_b September 16, 2012

booty clam

A fine female specimen. Originated from female vagina.

Damn! Look at that booty clam!

by Paul G. June 11, 2006

Clam Strip

An open handed slap of the {Vagina. Used as a sign of disrespect and/or displeasure. To "clam strip" is to use the first four fingers of the hand (not the thumb) to slap the exposed cameltoe of a woman.

Alison said I was a drama queen, therefore the only possible rebuttal was a nasty clam strip.

by absurdpolitik May 4, 2006