Chubbed

Meaning unsuccessful in a ballot for tickets, especially at football games.
Named after 'Arthur Chubb' former head of the ticket office at Manchester United Football Club.

"How did you get on with your ticket application for Liverpool away?"
"Chubbed mate"

by anonymous January 18, 2023

Chub chum

Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.

After another brutal day on the rig, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd

by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023

Chub Rub

Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.

Hey, I'm going for a run; can I borrow your chub rub so that I stay moist and don't chafe.

by kinkybabysteps July 17, 2022

chubbing

looking at content that would typically get someone hard, or something someone would even jerk off to, and try not to get hard.

guy 1: dude her ass is so fat!
guy 2: i know right! im chubbing right now...

by topgooner88 February 20, 2024

chub nips

Girls that think they have big tits but they're just from fat

Damn she's got some big tits

No look at her mushroom top. Those are just chub nips

by Mriknowitallmorethanyou October 21, 2015

Chub Rig

A albino midget with 150000 dots and the ugliest braces. Also in love with the ugliest Indian girl

Chub Rig is the most unathletic human.

by TechnicianOstrich69 September 20, 2018

courtesy chub

The slight erection one shows in appreciation of someone else.

Particularly in a non-sexual nude environment.

As opposed to a raging boner.

She noticed his courtesy chub after he checked her out from across the room.

by Psudonymsareterrible August 10, 2021