Chinese Food

Tasty ethnic food from the Asian/China culture.

Kung Pao Chicken is the best, along with egg foo young "when cooked properly"

by Saints September 18, 2003

Chinkaboo

1. A Chink that thinks that he/she is black, gangster, or hood.

2. A Jigaboo-Chink swirl.

3. The product of anal sex between a Chink and a Jigaboo.

1. Look at that Chinkaboo tryin to eat watermelon with chopsticks.

2. I don't know what's more fucked up on that chinkaboo; his huge lips or his chinky eyes.

3. I asked that chinkaboo to give me my fortune, but he just said "I'm gonna bust a cap in yo ass" and went back to polishing his buddah statue.

4. That chinkaboo's lips are so big, you'd think his flapping gums would blind his squinty eyes!

(At the hospital)

Nurse: PUSH PUSH!

Mother:AHHHHH!

Nurse: Damn. What the hell is this thing?

Mother: CHINKABOO! PUT IT BACK!

White Father: Don't look at me!

by Asian Driver123456 March 5, 2009

Chinese Disease

Commonly known as "draggin'(dragon) ass". Feeling tired or worn out.

Man, I'm sorry, I'm not lazy just got a touch of the chinese disease today

by greyhound21 July 2, 2009

chicks before dicks

the female equivalent of "bros before hos"

"Richard wants to hook up with me, but his ex-girlfriend's my best friend... so I mean... chicks before dicks, right?"

by Majestic Asia Crane October 16, 2009

chinese

Something or someone originating from China, the most populated country in the world that happens to be communist. Oddly enough, most Chinese are called 'commies' based off the warped opinion of the American liberal media that labels anything communist as "evil" or "poor" (with nuclear arms nonetheless).

"Chinese" is also a popular term among Americans for anyone that seems oriental to them.

Whites discriminate against Chinese because they lose their jobs to the Chinese. They might not lose the jobs if most Americans weren't whiny arrogant people.

by Harblsoaker July 18, 2008

chanksploon

To shove a spoon up someone's ass

I chanksplooned your mom-Phil 2k15

by Sooper salamander April 13, 2016

Chinese Glue

n. Leftover rice porridge, or reconstituted hard rice used as an adhesive; a booger or snot stuck on the finger(s).

Having exhausted his bottle of Elmer's, and rolls of tape, he resorted to Chinese glue so he could finish the school annual photo layout.

by chaudaufu November 10, 2006