The politically correct form of bastard in its original sense of an illegitimate offspring. The two words are often joined together for the phrase "bastard love child", a common setup of humorous analogies.
1. Gary and Sue had a love child, but they still haven't gotten married or even moved in together.
2. Dr. Pepper is the Bastard Love Child of Coke and Root Beer, and I will die by those words.
2. Dr. Pepper is the Bastard Love Child of Coke and Root Beer, and I will die by those words.
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Get the Child Predator mug.1. Someone (usually over 18) who has intercourse with minors (sometimes without their consent)
2. A dude who is creepy as fuck
2. A dude who is creepy as fuck
Billy: Dude, did you hear that old man Steve is registered as a sex offender?
Timmy: That’s because he is a fucking child molester. Remember when he had oral sex with Jimmy when he was 12?
Billy: Oh yeah, what a pervert.
Timmy: That’s because he is a fucking child molester. Remember when he had oral sex with Jimmy when he was 12?
Billy: Oh yeah, what a pervert.
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Get the Indigo Child mug.The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.
"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"
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Get the Child Seat mug.1. a kid that is other wise known as an outcast
2. someone who is a inconvience to everyelse's lives
3. a kid that get made fun of for everything he or she does, and also has no friends
2. someone who is a inconvience to everyelse's lives
3. a kid that get made fun of for everything he or she does, and also has no friends
1. "look at that dam herpe child he ruined my life by existing"
2. The herpe child was beat by everyone while walking down the hallway to school.
2. The herpe child was beat by everyone while walking down the hallway to school.
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