Chest Lamington

The act of having your man boobs titty fucked by a girl after she’s pegged you with a strap on. Leaving skid mark and white skin flakes in the chest, looking like you’ve just eaten a lamington.

My wife gave me a chest lamington last night.

by Yabs June 4, 2025

put balls on your chest

A mixture of the phrases 'put hair on your chest' and 'grow some balls' and maybe the phrase 'put hair on your balls' numerous phrases to emphasise the need to grow up, or be brave or strong. Also a mockery of chesticles as putting balls on your chest would mean growing breasts in theory

Drink this it will put balls on your chest

by Cjleyland May 15, 2020

Treasure Chest

A carton of XXXX Gold

“Hey mate! Thank Christ of Friday, how bout we piss off early and pick up a treasure chest”

“Sorry about the mess, you’d think I’ve made a treasure chest, with all me Golds laying around”

by NicM94 September 14, 2022

euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively)

It is when you make fun of someone for being retarded and you mock them and go like ueeuueuhhhueuheuhhuehheuhehh *bangs chest hardly* euheueuhueuhuhehuhuueuh

This kid named yards: blblplpss ahohaaa woo hooioo *tenses mussles up wierdly*
Me: thinks with my brain "should i mock him... yes" euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively)

by imabigyearold3 January 25, 2023

Chest desert

A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.

"Blake's huge, muscular chest is so barren of hair or fat"
"Yeah man, he's got a chest desert"

by Garvin Shovel August 17, 2019

Deep Chesting

The act of a consistent smoker who had a breathing hole put into their throat, giving a blow job, through the breathing hole, often making a vacumn clogging sound, other than a blowjob making a mop bucket sound.

I went over to Doris's house yesterday, and she got up to get something to drink, next thing I know, she tripped, and gave me an accidental Deep Chesting.

by xXKokOfJusticeXx May 30, 2013

Shit in the Chest

Secrets

Jim’s got shit in the chest, no one can get anything out of him.

by Sabi the Supreme December 4, 2024