chelking

when you choke on water and it travels up your nose

A: “stop making me laugh man, i’m chelking!”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

Cheesing

A sexual act in which a man mansutbates for an extended period of time while leaking small amounts of semen which later turns into smegma under the foreskin.

Jon: Bro yesterday i spent the whole day cheesing
Bill: Yeah i can see the huge white spot on your pants you fool

by GayFromTheMachine July 23, 2024

Cheesin’ My Steez

Cramping my style, throwing off my groove, etc.

Past tense: cheesed my steez

Present tense:

Jack Black: Anyway, my name’s JB. Just rolled into town.

KG: Would you give me some space? You’re kinda cheesin’ my steez.

JB: Ah dude, I’m sorry.

Past tense:

Kuzco : Dude! You cheesed my steez!

Guard : I'm sorry, but you've cheesed the Emperor's steez.

Old Man : Sooooorry!

by Heretakemeinstead December 18, 2023

cheesing

To gain advantage against another player in a video game without necessarily cheating, but by relying on cheap tricks (eg. relying on the easiest weapons to use, relying on methods that avoid confrontation rather than engaging, relying on spawn camping, etc.) and basically doing their best to win without really applying any gameplay skill. Usually conducted by players who expect to lose a direct competition.

"Stop cheesing, noob! You know your only kills on me have all been blind grenades!"

by arf79 January 6, 2024

Cheesin

Used when someone is smiling hard aka cheesin’ out

A: “look at how C’s staring at his phone giggling.”
B: “Bro he’s cheesin.”
A: “Who’s got you all giddy C?”

by Rileyisafk January 20, 2024

Checkin' Grindr At The Goddamn H&R Block

One thing no decent citizen should do.

"Mikey was checkin' Grindr at the goddamn H&R Block!"

by cathoderayhell November 18, 2023

cheezing

Absolutely demolishing something/someone so hard that they obtain cheese-like characteristics. The worst case being that it actually turns into a cheese.

Me: Guys, the math test was so easy! I literally was cheezing it so hard.
Lizzo: Wow you really demolished it, it almost looks good enough to eat!
My math teacher: What the flip?! You hecking cheezed the test so hard that I accidentally turned it into a grilled cheese!
Me: What can I say, I'm just sigma like that...

by mehisasmolpotatoX3 December 2, 2023