sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.

Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells

by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020

sleeper cell dick

When a normal or below average looking dude has a hella’ dick and knows how to use it. It must be both big in size and a great fuck to meet the requirement.

See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.

Holy shit, Johnny is a total sleeper cell dick. That thing had to be at least 7” girth and god damn did it scrape all the right places.

by Girthmiester February 28, 2025

Cell-bow

a pain felt in the elbow during extremely long conversations while using a cell phone. Pain can alternate between elbows as you switch from one hand to the other.

"Gotta go man. My Cell-bow is acting up again. Call you back in a few hours"

by Sir Gregory Peppercorn January 22, 2010

parenchyma cell

A cell with thin walls that is responsible with forming tissues within leaves, roots, stems, and fruit of plants

All over this plant you can find the most common plant cell, the parenchyma cell.

by Three sistas April 30, 2018

you used to call me on your cell phone

Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024

invisible prison cell

The six-foot radius meant to prevent coronavirus transmission.

He felt it as portable solitary confinement, like carrying around an invisible prison cell.

by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020