Canadian

Someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.

(A Canadian couple on a camping trip with their parents)
Mary: Dammit, there's no privacy in this cottage,
Bill: Well, we could go "fishing" tonight...

by LennardLemming July 12, 2010

Canadian Horseshoe

The act of filling a woman's vagina with maple syrup and then having sex with her.

Holy shit she let you give her a canadian horseshoe?!

by Gizzlam December 12, 2009

Canadian Hole Punch

When A man copulates with a person's tracheal hole.

I gave that smoking bitch a Canadian Hole Punch, and filled her throat with hot steamy man chowder.

by Dirty Dal January 27, 2010

canadian popcock

when a man covers his penis in poprocks then dips it in soda then procedes to screw the womans vagina.

My dick is still tingling from that canadian popcock i did to that girl last night.

by dragonjamer November 13, 2011

Canadian Backjack

During Sexual Intercourse, A woman sticks her one of her tits into the mans asshole, and reaches around and jacks you off at the same time.

Man, I jus got Canadian Backjacked.

by Dillon Coolman December 11, 2011

canadian cheer

A famous Canadian cheer rumored to be spoken by Fur trading Voyagers dating as far back as the 17th century.

The Canadian cheer, "To beaver fever, lick it and please her!"

by stephenharper September 30, 2011

canadian bathrobe

When you come home and take off all your clothes and rub sausage and maple syrup all over your nipples

Guy 1: Woah man why are your nipples sticky?

Guy 2: oh well I just got a Canadian bathrobe

by Spencer and Bryce October 10, 2013