Callum

A downright dick

Look its a callum fucking run

by yaboikushmasta May 31, 2018

Callum

Is the greatest. everyone loves him. has about a million girlfriends. is really good looking

you're a real callum

by caldak17 June 5, 2018

Calum

Calum (ChrisMD) is usually a bit weird mentioning how he wants to kill someone.
A Calum will always fall asleep in class (he doesn’t really care).
Calum will not turn off his console what so ever.
If you piss off Calum or shout at him , his face will go bright red and will do jackshit and slapped by some other Calum.

Mum : Turn that console off
Calum : Fuck off you god damn hoe
Mum *closes door*

by Ruckus14 August 3, 2018

callumed

working with someone who has anxiety and gets angry over the little things and is a workaholic, ends up ripping all of the worksheets

"I really wanna hire this guy but he's really anxious and claims to be a hard worker, I don't wanna get callumed"
"He ripped all of the worksheets, I think I just got callumed!"
"I think he's getting mad that I haven't done much work, oh no I think I got callumed?"

by John Wicc November 21, 2018

Callum

A cheater, a user, don’t trust him, he may seem like the sweetest, kindest and funniest person you’ll ever meet but be careful, you’ll fall in love with him, and he’ll break you :,(

your dating a callum?

yeh?
oh hunny be careful

by heartbreak :,( fml November 16, 2019

Callum

Callum can be a bit of a idiot And a bit of a know it all.

He likes polish girls, loves them infact.

He is very dirty minded and can’t stop watching porn with his friends.

Oi, Callum

by rxndpmx February 23, 2018

Calum

Calum is the biggest cunt you will ever meet. He has the smallest penis. Infact it may be a fanny. He hangs around like a fly and tries to make people irrelevant
He is such a massive wanker door step him when you have the chance you won't regret it

Calum: To
Dude: Fuck off you smelly wanker. Go suck some dick

by Dickcheese faggot April 30, 2019