Shit cricket

A person that takes money from another person for financial gain

That person owes me 700 dollars he is a shit cricket

by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

Reverse Cricket

A once methhead turned preacher.

Frank - Hey Dave, did you hear about Nathan?

Dave - The methhead?

Frank - Reformed methhead, he pulled a Reverse Cricket.

by SausageBiscuitFuck December 31, 2019

Moon cricket

Person with neither job, money, personal hygiene practices , nor a majority of his/her teeth. They live day to day on government money and subsidies and complain / “chirp” that they’re not getting enough.

I saw a moon cricket at the store the other day, laughing their toothless laugh, and excited that they got their food stamp money

by Lonnie Smithers June 5, 2025

give crickets

When someone you don't like asks you a question or tries to get your attention your only response is silence.

I give crickets to Michelle every time she's in my presence. She's finally taking the hint.

by Tricktionary March 12, 2016

cricket

It’s the sport you play when you suck at soccer.

Barry sucked at soccer as a youth, so he took up Cricket instead.

by Fred P. Snarffington June 7, 2024

Map cricket

More commonly used as cricket is someone (usually is or is older than the legal age)who caters to pedophiles by acting like a child and usually does so by fetishize and infantilize east Asian culture I.e uses it as an aesthetic

*sees a video of a grown adult acting like a child*
F*cking cricket (or) ew map cricket

by Gritit July 29, 2021