Counter Josh

The act of Joshing someone in retaliation to them Joshing you beforehand.

"I'm Joshing you" Fork says.

"Oh yeah? I'm gonna counter josh you then" Yoshi says.

by ToTheCurb7785 February 16, 2023

Counterize

Striking back after you are attacked.

Liverpool under attack and now they’re on the counterize

by Mo4bobbi March 05, 2021

Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023

Counter Strike (CS)

Mixing Cocaine and Speed, and snort it from an iphone.

What's the menu today?
What about Counter Strike (CS)?
Sure, do you need a card?

by Zzigg November 24, 2021

counter pressure

The feeling that you need to rush to put your change in your purse and your shopping in your bag due to the weight of the queue behind you.

I reckon I lost my key when I was fumbling for my wallet in the counter pressure!

by mids99 July 30, 2009

Counter puller

Someone who pulls items over the counter.
A cashier.

The Counter puller is so slow today.
What i work as? I work as a Counter puller

by Mad Mood February 23, 2024

fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018