Count Cripula

A terrifying legend that haunts the streets of h-block about a vampire like crip who opps people up at 3 am with his blicktendo and throws up the 4s.

"RUN! IT'S COUNT CRIPULA!"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Count olaf

The reason Boeing is making unsafe planes. Ever since they merged with McDonnell Douglas, count olaf slipped into the CEO position and is running them like a dangerously efficient monopoly so he gets all the profits.

Count olaf turned Boeing into a dangerous company that kills for money. He forced the 737 max into market and bribed the FAA to certify it and threatened to poison FAA officials if they said anything or didn’t get it certified fast enough. Can’t forget those two whistleblowers who died. It was obviously count olaf who killed them. All the Boeing employees across the factories in Everett and anywhere else are being forced to build unsafe planes otherwise he will murder them.

by glubglubglubglub July 31, 2025

Count Dankula

A developmentally delayed Scottish man who got arrested for an offensive joke, so is now a grifting demagogue/failed politican on YouTube.

Bro if I wanted a crap Wikipedia history narration I would've watched Count Dankula's Mad Lads.

by HM788 August 4, 2025

Body count

Penetrative sexual partners

What’s your body count?

by Hjksi January 25, 2025

Gabriel Inglesias Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Inglesias Gabriel Are The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

Inglesias Gabriel Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

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😱: Inglesias Gabriel Is The Leader Of The Latin Counts, King, Queens, And Latinx.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025