Cooking Cookies

To bake a cookie but your smart ass is just using the synonym of bake.

I am cooking cookies.

Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.

by Disneylander May 12, 2021

Cady Cook

A nice, beautiful, sexy girl. Boys go crazy for her, but she minds her own business. Make sure you don't piss off a Cady Cook. Usually a girl that is very athletic and is a queen in gymnastics and a baller in basketball. This brunette always needs a blonde bestie! Has a strong heart and never gives up. People describe her as; HOT; Sexy; Queen; Baller; Good Style; Stud Muffin; Angel; Model; Smokin; Curvy; Delicious

Girl 1- See Cady Cook?

Boy 1- Yes she is an Angel
Boy 2- She belongs in an Victoria Secret Fashion Show

by Gerimono January 20, 2018

Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

logan cook

A man who is heavily addicted to movies and dip

Logan cook is just too addicted to Blu-ray’s and Copenhagen

by SeaSalt60 November 27, 2018

Cook the child

say this to win any argument

Honey, how do I cook the child, seasoned or unseasoned?

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 27, 2021

couch cooked

When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie

Person 1: Oi lets go dance

Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.

Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.

by confusedalien August 4, 2020

Troy Cook

A lying man whore pussy ass bitch.

Troy Cook is a lying pussy ass bitch.

by Pseudoandra November 15, 2019