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nonversation

A word used in the presence of others in reference to a conversation which you either will not or can not admit ever occurred.

Commonly used in written form (email), but occasionally used in a conversation.
Hey Joe, I was thinking about our nonversation on the train last night. Your're right Jim is a clown.
by Grizzly Adamz March 27, 2009
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Conversion

Where's your conversion van if you're a religious cult bent on converting? A minivan isn't spacious enough to get anything done to some asshole with a death wish.
by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018
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law of conservation of ass

The Law of Conservation of Ass states that women can be changed from one attitude into another, ethnicity combinations can be separated or made, and pure females can be corrupted, but the total amount of ass remains constant.
On Earth the amount of ass remains constant as women gain ass as much as they loose.
IE; a women gets a flat ass when she gives birth to a girl with a large ass, thus upholding the Law of Conservation of Ass.
by Mr ... December 1, 2015
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conversating

The act of Conversing. To have a Conversation in the past or present tense.
(past): "So yesterday i was conversating with so-and-so about such-and-such."

(present): "Hold Up f00, I'm Conversating over here!"
by Immy October 14, 2003
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Conversions

Conversions is a great band
by musicreview May 14, 2011
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conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.
Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.
by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007
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nonversation

Monica almost fell asleep during our nonversation last night.

Mike has to stop wasting all of his time with those nonversations.
by M&MM June 11, 2008
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