Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5

Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.

by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022

computer vegan

A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.

by MikeyELC November 14, 2019

Computer Deaf

Someone who doesn't understands any computer terms when used in a sentence or heard.

John is computer deaf he never understand anything I try to explain about his computer.

by ShadowZeek August 23, 2011

Potato Computer

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)

Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

Computer face

Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working

Stop having this computer face and start actually working!

by Hưng September 19, 2021

computer error

haha got you lol

computer error is when your computer makes a poop

by alalalallalalalallalalalalala May 24, 2021

analog computing

A form of computation done by a machine through the use of continuous variable physical forms of energy such as electricity, pressure motion represented in a way analogous to the quantities to the task.

Analog computing has more accuracy than digital computing.

by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022