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/k/eyboard Commando

A derogatory name for user of 4chan's /k/, especially one who fantasizes about going to war with law enforcement agents or military personnel. More often than not has little to no formal training in gun fighting, but maintains a sense of confidence they could take on SOF and Federal agents.
"Remember that /k/eyboard commando who tried to shoot up that federal building?"
by CharlieFoxtrot14 October 3, 2019
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no bot commands in #general

A phrase used by discord moderators to keep 4 line responses from bots out of a channel.
Whenever someone uses a bot command, staff will say "No bot commands in #general" before proceeding to mute the commander for 48 hours.
by random definer person January 25, 2021
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The 10 Commandments

1. You shall have no other God’s before me.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy.

5. Honor your father and mother.

6. Thou shalt not kill. — God wants us to protect human life.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

8. Thou shalt not steal.

9. Thou shall not bear false witness.

10. You shall not covet.

I'm sure the Urban Dictionary has the meanings of the words, I would tell you, but that would probably be to long of a definition. Read Exodus 20 for more answers.
"The 10 Commandments are..."
by Unknown Status October 29, 2022
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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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Lt. Commander Data

Robo daddy, 2nd officer of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D).

A Soong type Android, he's programmed in all kinds of techniques..... Meaning he can fuck up your shit and rock your world
Some pleb ensign: "yeah, my girl left me last week."
The captain: "yeah, I saw her on Lt. Commander Data's arms in the holodeck... Tough luck."
by Rupert T. Codsworth April 5, 2020
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conmmander

advisor of advancement for FEAR and has a large ass
used in a derogatory manor to show stupidity
CONMMANDER MOMENT
by electro city March 3, 2021
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starskeet cummander

A sorority girl who has taken more facials than anyone else this semester. Granting her the title of StarSkeet Cummander as well as the fame and privelage deserved of any over achieving Thot.
After Jen took a Jizz Jacuzzi with over half of the schools basketball team , she was appointed StarSkeet Cummander of the marching band.
by PABLOW FRESHCOBAR March 3, 2019
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