cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.
CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
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This term is derived from molotov cocktail, a low-cost firebomb popular among revolutionaries. A molotweet cocktail was posted by @Anon_Operation on Dec. 8, 2010 as a call to fire denial of service attacks against Mastercard and Visa in retaliation for their withholding of card-holder donations to Wikileaks. Once the molotweet cocktail was posted, a barrage of attacks brought down the cardholders in 3 minutes flat. Using Twitter to recruit volunteers, @Anon_Operation shared an executable and instructions to allow Twitter users to join the bot-net attack. This was the first time in history that civilians voluntarily enrolled to join a political internet war with such major global impact.
A less incendiary form of molotweet cocktail is posting flame-inciting tweets like "Why don't all women just get boob jobs already?"
A less incendiary form of molotweet cocktail is posting flame-inciting tweets like "Why don't all women just get boob jobs already?"
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Person 1: Yo, this bitch and I did a Romanian Cocktail the other day
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
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“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”
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"I had a 3 way last night, and the greedy bitch insisted on me giving her mate a Pornstar Cocktail too"
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