Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest
by Cocktail weiner fest August 7, 2024

A brazillian cocktail is where u wait for someone to have diarreah then use a plastic straw so it doesn't get soggy and insert the straw into that person ass and drink the shitty liquid like a cocktail
by Big Kirby January 20, 2021

The act of consuming excessive pineapple with the intent of sweetening your semen, only to realize no one is there to taste test, forcing you to jizz in your own mouth alone.
by TheJestersBlog January 10, 2023

person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.
I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩
by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025

Bob: I have such high fluorine levels right now dude!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
by freshfarmedsalmon April 22, 2021

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.
by JimmyV August 1, 2023
