Couching

It’s when someone sits/lays on a couch for more than an hour.

Sorry I can’t come over right now, I’m busy couching

by Crisssssyyy May 19, 2018

Crotching

An indiscriminate sexual act varying from holding hands to full intercourse.

Simon: "what happened with you and Tina last night"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"

by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

Catching Trout

A term used in replace of picking up or hitting on chicks. Basically 'catching trout' is a term men used when wanting to express their or another's skills with the ladies.

Brad: Damn Look at Ryan over there he's surrounded by women
Chad: I know right, Ryan's catching trout

by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018

catching 2

Fingering a girl with two fingers.

“Yo bæ keep talking and yo ass gonna be catching 2 in a second!”

by Mynameyeff August 24, 2018

clutchiana

The best person you’ll ever come across . She’s loyal ,joyful, and caring , clutchiana will always be here for the people she cares about . She will forever be loved , clutchiana is a goddess.

Clutchiana is the best
Forever my goddess

by Nightbitch12345 April 12, 2019

Catching ups

Term used by graffiti writers that means going out painting or go bombing and putting up their throw up or bubble lettered tag

I see out there catching ups bro goodshit!

by SicVisionz February 2, 2020