A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.
"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."
by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024
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Get the vortex chestmug. “Now an older woman who wants a guy with a young chest? I don’t know, I might have to see about that.” - Jack Harlow
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by FB_29 December 27, 2011
Get the Burned onto a virgin's chestmug. Girls with smaller, average sized boobs that feel hard as a rock.
These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.
These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.
I was doing it with her while her boyfriend was away. I fondled her boobs and they were really small and felt very hard. She’s got one rock hard chest. But she’s so sweet to me.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018
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Johnny: That's fax.
Joe: Damn, that girl has a chest gyatt under there!
Johnny: That's fax.
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