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Glass ceiling

A more accepted and commonly used version of the sexual act of a Cleveland steamer- the 1st party will willingly hold or place seran wrap extremely close, if not on their face. The 2nd party will drop their trousers, and defecate on the seran wrap, thereby creating all of the alleged sensual fun and none of the obvious mess. From the 1st party's point, it will be like looking at one of the great mysterious pleasures of life through a glass ceiling.
"Come on Tonya, I've always wanted to try the Cleveland steamer"
"No John, I don't have enough towels. Let's try the glass ceiling for starters and see how we like"
"That's fair"
by Susy Saunders June 17, 2023
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Celibriel

Routinely gets 4 shotted by savages.
Person1: Omg I just got Celibriel'd!
Person2: Damn savages!
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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Ceitlin

A cool gal, down with the lingo. The straw to your berry, the diamond in the rough. Also a Princess.
That Ceitlin, she's sound uh!
by KT Morag innit April 28, 2013
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celidate

A person who refrains from dating.
Purple: Hey Blue, are you gonna ask Red out for a date tomorrow?
Blue: Nah, I'm celidate for now. But, maybe if he asks me out first.
by blue butla March 12, 2014
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Celia

A part-time vegan
That girl is a Celia, she eats chick-fil-a sometimes
by Lukas_granger_12 December 2, 2016
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Celi

That mom is such a celi
by uberdoob March 15, 2009
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Marble Ceiling

Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government.

( No, not a "certain class." As the first female speaker of the house she was specifically talking about women. They were the original victims in the term "glass ceiling." )

Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there.

( LOL NO, not even close. It's because there's a shit ton of marble in the capitol building, not because she randomly pulled marble out of her ass to use as an example of an opaque material. )

GJ UD for putting an obviously ignorant interpretation as the definition of the day! DURRRRRRR
"When my colleagues elect me as speaker on January 4, we will not just break through a glass ceiling, we will break through a marble ceiling." - Nancy Pelosi, Jan. 3, 2007.
by solstafeer May 20, 2010
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