Butthole freeze

Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.

I was washing my butthole for so long that I got butthole freeze.

by Liseee82 May 24, 2018

Pavlov's Butthole

The conditioning of pooping work so consistently, you have to poop when you get there, whether you've eaten or not.

Every time I clock in, Pavlov's Butthole kicks in.

by BroskiAG August 14, 2021

Tight butthole

Best butthole ever in all the land

Jenny's vagina was hella tight butthole

by Festering moist bologna June 10, 2018

Percolating butthole

When your shit is on the verge of coming out of your butt.

My dog has a percolating butthole, i can see the poop coming out.

by Aij5454 October 2, 2021

flying butthole

A circle with a dot in the middle and wings. People draw it all over everything in sitka high school.

Haha you have a flying butthole on your back!
Yeah man I passes out!

by sam channy April 24, 2005

Butthole Plunger

A device that is used to help out people with constipation. Buy one today at your local shop.

"Joey ate too much cheese, now I have to buy him a butthole plunger."

by Dr. Windmills October 3, 2009

The Butthole Flytrap

The first most important thing for this position to work is to have honey! You are your partner take turns rubbing honey around the rim of your butthole and stay in a doggy position. As soon as you feel some sort of fly or bug go inside your butthole to get that sweet residue, You quickly stand up and clench your butt cheeks. If you are successful the next time you go spread your butthole the fly should come zooming out of that dungeon fully alive!

Man: Hey baby does you want to try something new tonight?
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!

by MommyBeater August 4, 2019