Bludgeon

An erection so hard that it hurts

I have a god damn bludgeon

by Zaksheeran98 May 3, 2024

Bulge Maxing

The act of wearing extremely tight clothing in order to expose the bulge of your penis

"Hey! That guy is obviously bulge maxing, take a look"
"Wow, the clothing is making that gentlemen's penis look massive!"

by Goonforce June 5, 2024

Budget

No. You want me to not get paid so you can continue to pretend you are not my inferior. You thought this was a stupid ✌️✊️✌️cope✌️✊️✌️ and it was literally the thing I said it was.

Hym "And now I'm the creator of AI and you're still just a YouTube bitch. Just like your retard mentor. Well, not JUST like your mentor but... You know, it might be better for everyone if you were more like him. I don't need a budget."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

budget lesbian

when a non-binary person only dates girls and plays yume nikki 24/7

Bread: dude, poku is so cool and all, but how come they not like men like me??
Lucy: cause they are a budget lesbian obviously you douchebag

by Toastguy999 February 22, 2025

Bulder

An old, but loving dog. These dogs are usually 12 years or older, and don't have the same energy they used to.

Look at that tired dog! He's a real Bulder...

by Hansiboiii420 December 10, 2025

safe budget

It is an oxymoron. Mixture of the word "safe" to denote something that is good and the word "budget" to denote something that is bad.

safe budget means that it is within budget
as in its a good budget

by Dins25 January 2, 2009

Alexander Budgen

The cutest, funniest, handsome, caring man in the world. i love him with all of my heart and the only people who dont like him are the ones that want to be with him(:

Schmess-"Heyy"
Alexander Budgen- "whats up"
Schmess-" just falling in love with you"

by Schmess May 1, 2010