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on yo bumper

word describe as being on someone's ass, if someone says they’re “on yo bumper,” they’re essentially letting you know they’re coming after you.
Stop running lil hoe, I'm on yo bumper nigga!
by Somaya August 1, 2024
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Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge
Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024
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Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole
Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!
by PodiumFinish January 2, 2025
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Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.
Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.
by Quackrock March 2, 2025
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