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brojob

The act of two guys taking the bromance joke too far coupled with excessive one-way physical contact of a non-sexual fashion. Usually when one man accomplishes something non-trivial by the collective definition of 'Dude, that was awesome!'.
"If you guys are done brojobbing each other, can we get down to business?"

Girlfriend A: What's the hell? It's just a video game.
Girlfriend B: Seriously. We're about to see a brojob money shot.
by Sold Out Activist May 11, 2009
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bonjot

A queer, or queerlike man. Also one who likes to lick trees imagining them as baseballs.
Look at that bonjot waiting in line to run a train on that hoe, he's touching that other guys' balls as he yells for him to hurry up because he's next.
by Tyson K August 31, 2006
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Brojob

When a Bro needs a favor and as payback offers a Brojob. Does not necessarily mean a blowjob
Hey bro, I'll give you a Brojob if you let me see last nights homework.
by Clydefroggart October 28, 2014
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bronography

The act of watching pornography with your bros. No masturbation takes place, just simply enjoying the film... preferably under the influence.
Watched some bronography last night with my boys.
by chillewille1994 December 1, 2011
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bronsoon

A swarm of bro's, or a large group of dudes. Generally, this swarm is heading in your general direction.
"Oh shit, dude bro man. There's a bronsoon heading right for us! Let's party with them!!!"

"Hey, check out that bronsoon. What a bunch of fags."
by Officer Badass May 17, 2007
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bronobeer

It's a word for someone who's annoying.
Your such a bronobeer.
by Shalaila April 23, 2003
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Brojob

The best thing to wake up to in the morning given you are around the same gender. When you wake someone up by slamming an opened beer in front of their face and exclaim something endearing like "Good morning motherfucker!" It's most usual occurrence being on a game-day in Morgantown.
Note: This is the "straight" definition
Sandy wasn't around to SMD but I still woke up happy after Pat pulled that stellar brojob on me.
by ZdubV October 8, 2012
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