Brandon

Sexiest in the world. Has a big nob 😉

Brandon has a big nob
I wish I was a Brandon

by Branner64 January 9, 2018

Brandon

The worst person ever to enter a school building.

"Brandon sucks"

by USuckBrandon October 24, 2017

Brandon

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.

Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!

by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017

Brandon

He's a fucking cunt, dickhead, and an asshole all in one. Probably fat and does some weird ass facial expressions along with the immense amount of cringe that comes along with him. Only come backs are "with your mom last night"

John: Yo Brandoni wtf are you doing ?
Brandon: Your mom
John: you fucking cunt

by Thatonedickhead April 24, 2017

Brandon

Someone who always fucks something up.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.

by bmjmb June 7, 2017

Brandon

An asshole who like to lie about how many girls he's fucked. Over all he's a bitch with no life and thinks it's ok to ditch people. Everyone can't stand him but prentends they do out of pity. Most Brandon's aren't like this just one cunt

Girl 1-" I just started talking to Brandon"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"

by Whitted November 15, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is a sweet and loving guy. He will always make you feel special, and will always make you feel loved. He is always there for you. Whenever you’re scared he’s got your back. Brandon is an amazing athlete, and he’s really good at video games. He’s so nice unlike other guys who are absolute dicks. He will always be your friend and love you as long as you do the same. Brandon is a great friend or boyfriendto have! Get yourself a handsome loving Brandon like mine!!

Brandon is so sweet! I love him!

by Cbeeler7 March 5, 2018