fake bake

when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one

Lorry: did you see that girl?
Bob: the one with the fake bake?

by you do not know me..... May 3, 2003

barked

To be physically and emotionally tired after a long night.

"When Sally came back from the party she was barked and needed some rest."

by John1517 October 16, 2008

Bake

To calm down or to relax yourself

Amanda: I'm gonna beat you up man are you dumb?!?!

Me: fam bake yh.

by Osav.14 March 14, 2020

bake a cake

sexual intercourse

Lets bake a cake before everyone starts showing up to the party

by tomcon5 March 1, 2009

beat the brakes off

To beat the shit outta someone.

Blake: "Damn dawg you beat the brakes off his ass."
Kevin: "Fo sho I knocked him ass in his snot box. Pussy ass dude shouldn't have been frontin on my peoples like that."
Blake: "We gotta bounce the blue berries and cherries is comin."

by slick73nova4u October 5, 2007

baked

A mental state of being an individual or group of dudes and/or chicks experiences after ripping a fat doobie, horking down a crispy binger, or burning up a bowl of some chronic reefer, characterized by a dry mouth, reddened eyes, and a desire to consume large amounts of cookies, doritos and "It's It" icecream sandwiches. And uh............Oh yea, and everything is fucking hilarious

I just snapped a pole of some of that sick herb Todd brought down from Mendecino. I'm so baked.

by Chelvin May 28, 2006

wake and bake

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately smoking the 'pre-packed' bong that is sitting 'ready to smoke' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone smokes weed upto 1 hour after waking up.

"I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and bake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!"

by Diego August 29, 2003