when bitches go to tanning salons to get thier tans, because they cant move their lazy asses outside and get a real one
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To calm down or to relax yourself
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Kevin: "Fo sho I knocked him ass in his snot box. Pussy ass dude shouldn't have been frontin on my peoples like that."
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by Chelvin May 28, 2006
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Can be used to describe any situation where someone smokes weed upto 1 hour after waking up.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone smokes weed upto 1 hour after waking up.
"I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and bake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!"
by Diego August 29, 2003
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