instagram boyfriend

he'd go to ends of the earth to get the perfect instagram picture for his girlfriend

Damn, he's perfect - wifey, instagram boyfriend, bae - all in one!

by classyyhoe October 19, 2017

Boyfriend Points

When a new boyfriend does whatever he thinks his girlfriend would like, such as following her around. Quite like being whipped, but doing so just to get in her pants. Enough Boyfriend Points gets you to SCORE.

Guy 1: Dude, that new guy is all over that ugly girl.
Guy 2: Yeah he's going for some Boyfriend Points.
Guy 1: That makes sense.

by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009

Office Boyfriend

A male co-worker who acts like a female co-worker's boyfriend, only at work. NOTE: This is not a "friends with benefits" type of scenerio; strictly platonic ... minus the occassional bootie brush up.

Suzy: "Are you going out with Dentonio?"

Brook: "No he is just my office boyfriend"

by Dentonio May 27, 2010

Boyfriend Slut

A slut who moves from boyfriend to boyfriend with ease; being single for no longer than a couple weeks at a time. Interestingly enough, each one of these sluts labels her own promiscuity as "un-slutty" having only slept with one who is technically defined as her "boyfriend": Usually extremely attractive, incredible in bed and down to get dirty do to constant sex.

Guy 1: "Dude I heard Gina broke up with her boyfriend last week! I got dibs on that slut!"

Guy 2: " Nah she's not the good kinda slut, she's a BOYFRIEND slut, I'm pretty sure she's already dating Brad"

by Supersayanvince January 10, 2013

Zombie Boyfriend

A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.

Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."

Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."

by rpcarnell July 29, 2011

Boyfriend Dysmorphia

When your friend thinks a guy is hot … but he is so not. For example, when a girl thinks a nice, but short, fat, bald man 10 years older than her is hot ...

Girl, you have boyfriend dysmorphia if you think that sad old geek is hot.

by AkAussie September 21, 2018

Pocket Boyfriend

A slang term used to describe a vibrator, i.e. a "boyfriend" that you can fit in your pocket.

Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*

by HiImTye June 26, 2012