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bingofication

When your beloved childhood dog becomes senile, shows signs of incontinence, is smelly, barks at nothing, is basically blind

Inspired by Bingo Parish
Boo is getting pretty old. He’s undergoing bingofication :(
by frankyfrank52 December 14, 2021
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Bobgoblin

The best fucking creature to exist on a television show.

Bobgoblin is a goblin creature that always gets in the way of Wally, the protagonist of the show Wallykazam on Nick Jr.
Joseph - Bobgoblin is my god.
Michael - That character from that one show?
Joseph - Yes
Michael - Thats why you still live with your parents at 30 you fat slob
by lecodiedecodie February 22, 2022
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Pepto Bingo

When you have all five symptoms that Pepto Bismol can cure (nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomache, diarrhea)
John: What's wrong with you?
Dave: I got a Pepto Bingo from eating too much Taco Bell
by Fallopius May 1, 2009
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mannerism bingo

Mannerism Bingo is a game played by students on a boring day of class. It is played by creating a 5 by 5 game board in the style of bingo, but putting a bunch of the teacher's mannerisms in the boxes, playing until one person has any row, column, or diagonal completely crossed out.

Like the normal game of Bingo, rules vary from place to place, but there are 2 central rules to mannerism bingo which are constant. One, if one achieves Bingo, they must somehow say it out loud so that the rest of the class can hear without getting in trouble for being distruptive (a common strategy is to raise your hand and try to work the word bingo into your sentance). Two, the teacher in question must never, ever discover the existance of mannerism bingo, or it is totally ruined.

Mannerism Bingo is very strange in that high school and college students all over the world claim to be the ones who invented the game, yet no one actually knows where it came from. Earliest documented games of Mannerism Bingo are from around 2004, beyond this no one knows.
"Mr. Johnson, do you think they had the game of bingo in the 1600's?"

"That was a great period for mannerism bingo, our teacher was filling in so many squares for us."
by HelioSeven July 27, 2009
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The Bingo Master

The Bingo Master is an ancient bingo who loves bingo, and is also the greatest bingo player of all time. The Bingo Master is a mysterious and powerful being only called upon when bingo is played. The Bingo Master is neither a boy or a girl, it know no gender, only bingo. The Bingo Master is incredibly powerful.
by Wallemlover November 12, 2020
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69 Bingo

Your retired communitie's classic game of Bingo with a moist twist. Players are commonly spotted pulling up with the cam slappin', pussy wagon Grand Marque. A handicap tag visible, pocket full of Cialis and the fragrant scent of prune juice.
My Grandpa and Grandma love playing 69 Bingo when the kiddos are away.
by Gavin "Marquis" Davis March 18, 2022
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blanket banana brown bingo

The gentlemanly game of attempting to take your morning dump with a raging blanket banana without pissing allover yourself or anyone else nearby.
Brian: "Why are you all wet"
Steve: "I just finished playing Blanket Banana Brown Bingo. I lost."
by JesterPrim November 14, 2014
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