Blob

A weirdly shaped men's hairstyle.

Ex: I got my hair done at the barber's shop over the weekend. When I saw my girlfriend on Monday, she told me I had a blob. What do I do?

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Blobicile

A large morbidly obese person who takes up a significant amount of space has a terrible odor, produces a toxic smog, and has a dangerous gravitational pull.

Example 1: I could feel that Blobicile’s gravitational pull.

Example 2: I almost projectile vomited at the Blobicile’s disgusting smog.

Example 3: That stupid Blobicile takes up so much space in the damn hallway.

Example 4: That Blobicile has such a disgusting aura that forces me to change directions.

by Therealalpha August 15, 2024

Blob

A girl named Amelia

Amelia is a fat Blob

by Hejddodn September 16, 2023

Blobside

a person who seems gay but is straight

gosh that dude seems like such a blobside

by the blobber January 15, 2024

Blobby

A short Asian girl who looks like a blob fish when frowning.

Blobby can be found because her snores can be heard from 5 miles away and she probably smells because she only showers once a week and often doesn’t brush her teeth.

If you face Blobby in pool, you best let her win or she will have a temper tantrum.

Blobby refused to get up and brush her teeth today

by Mr blob blob January 26, 2024

blobishy

you call something blobishy when it's soft, slimy or bouncy thing.

Definition 1:

A: wanna drink a cup of slash?
B: what's slash?
A: it's a blobishy drink with a fruit flavour.

Definition 2:
A: * touches a snail *
A: wow, it's so blobishy.

by Dog The Explorer February 3, 2024

Blob

A fat obese large male most blobs are stupid and fat

Harry is such a blob I can’t stand him

by Cody ball toucher February 7, 2024