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Katka Bear

A really kind girl who is very funny and has rainbow hair. She is very kind and you will be lucky to have one in your life. She loves the words: peng poopoo yeet and is amazing.
Person 1: Wow She is so kind and amazing!
Person 2: Wow she is such a Katka Bear
by YeetYootYutePoo June 23, 2020
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Spock has a beard

Days when nothing seems to go right, as if you have had a transporter accident and beamed into a parallel universe where everything is harsher, more vile, and more difficult. Just as you begin to wonder why you seem to be so out of sync with things, you notice that Spock has a beard.
You are headed to work by the route you take every day, but the buses are running off schedule, so suddenly you are running late. Then you find that your usual coffee spot got burned down in the riots the night before. You get to the train to find that your usual train has broken down, so there are almost double the passengers on the next one, and you have to stand all the way. Finally, you get to work to find your boss is pissed that you missed the morning meeting that you didn't get the notice for yesterday anyway. And so it goes all day. Finally, you get home, crack a beer, switch on the tube, and only old re-runs of Star Trek are playing, but you notice that Spock has a beard.
by morbidius June 17, 2011
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Texas Honey Bear

A sex act that requires several gallons of honey and peanut butter, several large hairy men, one petite woman, several horse dildos, and a dead bear. To be considered a Texas Honey Bear, act must take place in Texas.
Did you hear about that Texas Honey Bear that those guys got arrested for?
by Huragok April 18, 2018
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Knee-Beard

The extra leg hair (typically found on males) found beneath the knee that is thicker and sometimes darker than the rest of the leg hair. Knee-beards do not extend into the shin or move up from the top of the knee.
Dude, I just used conditioner on my knee-beard.
by hoboace February 17, 2008
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Bar beard

The beard men grow, usually involuntarily, while studying for the Bar Exam because they're too stressed/distracted/busy to shave.
"What's up with the facial hair on Carlos?"

"He grew a Bar beard because he's freaked out studying for the Pennsylvania bar exam next month."

"OK. At least it's full and not a neck pussy."
by GrampyMcGillicuddy August 3, 2009
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then a bear came

When conversations hit a dry spot. Used when there is an awkward silence.
"It was really fun..... so.... then a bear came"
by Daniel Renaud April 28, 2004
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Smokey the Bear

A fucking awesome ass bear who will take yo bitch and yo weed beware of the bear
Tom: "what happened to us smoking tonight dude?"
Chad: "Fuckin smokey the bear dude."
by yomomama November 12, 2013
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