a physical, testosterone-driven conflict between a comically excessive number of bro (usually opposing bro squads), especially when the aforementioned bros are inebriated and the offense in question is either petty or even nonexistent. Once this pseudo-offense occurs, a battle broyale will escalate extremely rapidly and must resolve of its own volition. It is best for bystanders to remain uninvolved and, if necessary, diverge themselves from the path of the conflict. Signs of an impending battle broyale include, but are not limited to: aggressive body posture of the general bro assembly; the removing of any remaining polos, tap out, affliction (ect.) shirts; the bowing of chests (bare or otherwise); statements like "WTF Bro?". All bros involved in a battle broyale, inebriated as they are, will leave it believe they are clearly the victor and making claims such as, "you should see the other guy!" It is for this reason that battle broyales are a frequently reoccurring event in brodom.
as a subject: The bros bumped shoulders and a battle broyale began forthwith.
as an object: His need to brotect Derrick resulted in a colossal battle broyale.
as an object: His need to brotect Derrick resulted in a colossal battle broyale.
by music man 41 August 10, 2010
Get the Battle Broyalemug. Epic battle between foes to out-do each other with irritating and annoying youtube clips. Usually played via PM / IM in a tit-for-tat fashion accompanied by gratuitous smacktalk.
See: MediaWars.com
Excerpt of a youtube battle;
dood 1: "i counter ur Rick Astley with Abba!"
dood 2: "AIIIIIEEEE!!1"
dood 1: "I WIN TEH JEWTOOB BATTLE!11! lolpwnz0rd"
See: MediaWars.com
Excerpt of a youtube battle;
dood 1: "i counter ur Rick Astley with Abba!"
dood 2: "AIIIIIEEEE!!1"
dood 1: "I WIN TEH JEWTOOB BATTLE!11! lolpwnz0rd"
by homad May 12, 2009
Get the youtube battlemug. Since those suffering from Mental Retardation are incapable of fighting, they solve their differences by talking really fast in an attempt to give the opponent a seizure.
Standard rap battle:
1: fizzle shizzle nigga nizzle fo shizzle mizzle kizzle gizzle bitch
2: *falls to ground shaking uncontrollably*
1: fizzle shizzle nigga nizzle fo shizzle mizzle kizzle gizzle bitch
2: *falls to ground shaking uncontrollably*
by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006
Get the Rap Battlemug. by 2zpach December 17, 2008
Get the Battle Royalemug. 9K Racing Battle Stanced
Track ready cars who care about performance and looks.
Stretch tires are lame as fuck so beef it up with some meaty tire fitment.
Ready to rock
Track ready cars who care about performance and looks.
Stretch tires are lame as fuck so beef it up with some meaty tire fitment.
Ready to rock
by 9K Racing November 3, 2012
Get the Battle Stancedmug. The art of holding in a large deuce, in a highly competitive setting. Socially acceptable for male, while chicks caught G Battling are deemed unfuckable.
"Oh man, I just missed that entire lecture...Kevin and I were G Battling the entire class. He went home to change."
by I-70 Dumper October 9, 2008
Get the G Battlingmug. when you are sitting in class and a fart comes along, but you struggle not to release it. The ensuing battle between you and the fart is called a fart battle.
When observing one in the midst of a fart battle they can often be found making funny faces, and are generally enveloped in extreme focus. These battles are extremely dangerous, as the fart could at any moment explode and overwhelm the victim or those those around him/her.
When observing one in the midst of a fart battle they can often be found making funny faces, and are generally enveloped in extreme focus. These battles are extremely dangerous, as the fart could at any moment explode and overwhelm the victim or those those around him/her.
guy 1 - dude today in math I had to fart so bad, it was so hard to keep it in
guy 2- i know what u mean, I have fart battles all the time
guy 2- i know what u mean, I have fart battles all the time
by fart battle master April 12, 2010
Get the fart battlemug.