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Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.
Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.
by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025
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Baseball

The only sport where unfit fat people can be pro and sometimes fun to watch. Most of the time a baseball game consists of hours of boredom standing in the field or sitting in the dugout eating sunflower seeds.
Hey did you see the new fat kid in the school made the baseball team
by BRUH_24 April 30, 2021
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Baseball, huh?

A dogwhistle with the same meaning as "well well well". Originated from a 2025 skit by YouTuber Al Jokes in a skit titled "when you hear a phrase you like", in which a person tries to explain the meaning of "that tracks" to his friend, who misinterprets it as the meaning of the preceding phrase "Baseball, huh?". The person promptly receives a text informing him that his brother got into a car accident with an elderly Asian lady, to which his friend responds "Baseball, huh?"
"My brother got into a car accident."
"Who hit him?"
"An elderly Asian lady."
"Baseball, huh?"
by madbad11 March 12, 2025
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Emotional Support Baseball

Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.
Barney was dealing with a breakup, so he turned on emotional support Baseball to help him cope.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse March 16, 2023
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baseball hugs

“Good luck team, and Bailey hit the hell out of the ball you can do it. Text me after every game. GO TEAM, put your team on the map... ((Baseball hugs)) Aunt Pat!
Aunt Pat gives the best baseball hugs.
by #Baseballhugs May 10, 2018
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bubadoo baseball

a complete vaper fagg and dumb crap guy
by zeekthefreak59 November 1, 2023
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Baseball Alley Oop

Performed standing or lying on ones back as a male. You start masturbating with tissues next to you. Then you cum. As it's flying through the air you grab a tissue and try to catch it on the way down. Extra points if you use the same hand you were masturbating with. Extra points if you leave out the tissues and catch it in yours/a loved ones mouth.
Me: I'm bored of normal masturbating
Friend: You should try the Baseball Alley Oop
by weird sex scenarios December 3, 2019
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