barn snargle

The act of having intercourse in a barn or similar farm out building.

Have you seen Gilford or Naomi recently?

I think they're getting barn snargled.

by markalodian February 14, 2015

dang dog in a barn

Enhancement of the word dang

Awww. Dang dog in a barn.

by Joey Vaughn June 13, 2017

Barn Apple Tea

Describing liquid manure a farmer stores in a tank that can't be spread because it is steeping in the hot sun.

"This is good as Barn Apple Tea..." or "OH Gawd that Barn Apple Tea Stinks!"

by Purple_Krusher420 May 6, 2024

Horace Barnes

Definition of a very nice character / a person with no enemies.

My friend Hector is such a Horace Barnes.

by Horac December 11, 2023

beaner barn

A non-rural residence that houses farm animals.

My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.

Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."

by Panurge87 July 25, 2024

Raising The Barn

A form of the Eiffel Tower (Sexual Position), smothered in condensed milk (can be substituted for condensed coconut milk for dietary restrictions), in which three partners go to town. Picture the yogurt skittles commercial.

Shit dawg - I had to shower twice after raising the barn last night.

by TheOnlyGio801 June 16, 2023

barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.

Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare

by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021