Banjoland

A fictional-yet-all-too-real region found across large swaths of the Southeastern United States, where the air hums with the twang of banjos, the trucks wear a permanent coat of mud, and the Confederate flag waves like it’s still 1861. Mobile homes outnumber stoplights, rebel flags are standard issue, and dental hygiene has taken a long sabbatical—giving rise to the infamous “summer teeth” (some are here, some are there).

Banjoland isn't a place on any map—it’s a state of mind, a lifestyle, and often, a family tree with one branch.

Me: I asked for directions and the guy said, “Turn left at the burnt-down Dollar General.”
Also me: Yup. Banjoland.

Sign at town line:
“Welcome to Banjoland: Home of the triple cousin reunion, population negotiable.”

Friend: What’s holding that trailer together?
Me: A Confederate flag, zip ties, and generational trauma.
Friend: Yep. Banjoland.

Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Driver: Because I got city plates and I’m not related to you.
Cop: Welcome to Banjoland.

by Pary Moppins July 10, 2025

Banjo

The bear from Banjo-Kazooie, his abusive parents split up with Microsoft taking the helm of his series and so far they’ve done jack with it, Rare only includes him in art so they can keep him popular

Person A - I really like Banjo from Banjo-Kazooie but Microsoft sucks

by Commander Peepers November 26, 2025

Witchitaw Banjo

This is a person who is the chillist of chill people

Quite bein an ass be a witchitaw banjo.

Look he is a witchitaw banjo.

by kurtlee Weidner August 28, 2009

eggy banjo

An eggy banjo is a sandwhich which consists of soft bread or a bun filled with sausage or bacon and a over medium fried egg. Upon biting the sandwhich, the pressure of the bread and contents will squeeze the egg causing it to burst and squirt it's yolk down the shirt of the sandwich owner. This immediately causes the individual to raise the hand with the sandwich to approximately shoulder height whilst frantically trying to wipe away the yolk with the other. The resulting stance momentarily resembles that of a strumming banjo player... Hence the phrase "Eggy Banjo"

Oh Dear, Joe appears to having an eggy banjo!

by Anotsoblandlife October 9, 2016

Cat banjo

The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals

I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 3, 2017

Cat banjo

Female playing with her genitals

I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 3, 2017

swinging banjo

When a cat grabs onto a man's testicles and swings there until detached with significant effort.

That cat got me the other night. It made a right swinging banjo out of me.

by Lostcloud January 14, 2017