When you fart in your car, leave your vehicle for a few minutes and come back to a fart waiting in your car for you.
Dude I busted ass before running in the store to get some blunts, came back to my car only to get choked out by the Backseat Strangler.
by bill77hill May 9, 2021
Get the Backseat strangler mug.A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.
Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*
Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.
Ross: *pushes*
Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.
Ross: *pushes*
by aria k! March 8, 2022
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When one inserts a finger into their anus when constipated to retrieve feces that may be stuck and relieve themselves.
by Starflyte the Chicken March 27, 2022
Get the backscreening mug.Similar to Backseat Gaming, it is the act of watching someone draw and constantly making unprompted suggestions and corrections.
Somebody - How about you make those eyes yellow?
Artist - Please stop Backseat Drawing. I'm drawing for me, not for you.
Artist - Please stop Backseat Drawing. I'm drawing for me, not for you.
by RobTheRobot July 11, 2022
Get the Backseat Drawing mug.The inevitable and utterly confusing motion of launching a startup. Similar to two steps forward, one step back. With added layers of chaos and insanity pulling in multiple directions at once.
How did it go this week?
Oh it was another backassforward week for sure! Got next to nothing accomplished!!!
Oh it was another backassforward week for sure! Got next to nothing accomplished!!!
by Startup Street September 22, 2022
Get the BackassForward mug.Someone who is so far in last, they think they're in first. A play on car races, where the last guy appears to be in first but in actuality is doing an absolutely horrific job.
How's Ted doing these days?
He's so far in last he thinks he's in first. A true backside leader. He's delusional.
He's so far in last he thinks he's in first. A true backside leader. He's delusional.
by Startup Street September 22, 2022
Get the Backside Leader mug.Vet as in veterinarian, not veteran. These are the people you see in comment sections across social media under videos of animals. They will claim whatever activity the animal is doing in the video is harmful to said animal, ruining the fun for everyone. They have no actual veterinary experience or expertise, and they often just parrot poorly-cited articles they just Googled to make their comment.
"Here's a video of my ferret eating steak!"
"UMMM ACTUALLY FERRETS NEED TO EAT WHITE MEAT ONLY. THAT'S BAD FOR THEM. YOU'RE ABUSING HER."
"Wow, someone's being a backseat vet. Actually, any raw meat is fine for ferrets to eat. I've owned ferrets for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about."
"UMMM ACTUALLY FERRETS NEED TO EAT WHITE MEAT ONLY. THAT'S BAD FOR THEM. YOU'RE ABUSING HER."
"Wow, someone's being a backseat vet. Actually, any raw meat is fine for ferrets to eat. I've owned ferrets for 20 years, you don't know what you're talking about."
by Takuro December 26, 2022
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