When you unsuspectingly roll yourself and someone else up in a thick blanket/comforter until you're both wrapped up like a burrito then you fuck them in your blanket burrito.

Im gonna try to sneaky burrito her ass tonight when we Disney+ and bust.

Sneaky Burrito by Ceramic Dragon April 11, 2020

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mexican burrito

the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo

jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"

mexican burrito by frozenwilly1234 January 19, 2022

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Stinky Burrito

"When a guy does the girl up the ass and then makes her suck him off"

"I totally just got some girl to do the Stinky Burrito last night, she was soo hammered."

Stinky Burrito by Meganator December 21, 2006

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bean burrito bomb

Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)

Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!

James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!

bean burrito bomb by turd burgler6969 April 4, 2010

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