A whore like being that touches himself in public to the point of no return. From there he throws his hands in public and screams, "Hoopty, Hoopty, Hay!"
Cody: Rachel, are you sure you want to be with him, he is such a Brandon
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
Rachel: I know, but he likes that TV Show I like
Cody: Yeah, but he touches himself
by Ason12 January 26, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. A mis-shapen slob who lives in my guest house and enjoys Justin Beiber while wearing womens panties. He also offers blow jobs for beer money.
by el colon June 18, 2010
Get the Brandonmug. The baddest, sexiest motherfucker alive. He will do anything for his friends and family. You need someone's ass kicked give Brandon a call. When it comes to fucking bitches, Brandon is the best there is. Brandon has pulled pussy since the day he was born.
Brandon is cool as fuck
by Creampiesamurai February 2, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. worlds best up and coming cs:go player. Brandon will win 5 majors and set the standard for cs:go worldwide
Person 1: Did you see Brandon won the major without dropping a single round
Person 2: Expected, Brandon is the best of all time
Person 2: Expected, Brandon is the best of all time
by ShortyDorty May 5, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is the best friend you can ever ask for. Heś sweet and caring ans even if he can get on ur nerves a lot he always knowa how to make me smile. He never thinks he will find anyone in life but know one day he will. Brandon will do anything to make you happy. He was a wonderful smile.
by Autumn17 July 7, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. Big dick and extremely sexy amazing hugger and not Awkward at all can definitely talk to girls *wink* *wink* all the girls love him and not single
Brandon is thicc
by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid November 7, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. An asshole who like to lie about how many girls he's fucked. Over all he's a bitch with no life and thinks it's ok to ditch people. Everyone can't stand him but prentends they do out of pity. Most Brandon's aren't like this just one cunt
Girl 1-" I just started talking to Brandon"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"
by Whitted November 15, 2017
Get the Brandonmug.