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hokus pokus board

I could be wrong, but I belive hokus pokus board translates from "crazed old dude" speak as skateboard

hokus pokus coming from the latin word herk polk meaning magic ways and skateboard coming from punk meaning board with wheels

old dudes get confused when they see a olly so they tend to think that the board is magic
"You damn kids, get off my proporty with them there hokus pokus boards! this heres private popertie!" no its not u stupid old hag its a sidewalk which is owned by the city
by Crazed old dude October 20, 2009
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The Mexican Boarder Crosser

The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.
Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.
by CommentBot826 September 1, 2014
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Suck my board bitch

An beautifully phrased comeback uttered on the Instagram profile of the actor behind the Even character in the phenomenal Norwegian show Skam during an infight with an atrocious troll.

Instantly, these four words went on to become both legendary and iconic, both in this and any other parallel universe.
#suckmyboardbitch #cardamom
"Stick to snowboarding" - troll
"Suck my board bitch" - actor extraordinaire
by skamfan March 17, 2017
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Senseless Censorship Board

Any censorship board that's a pain to the citizens of any country. Also it just proves that government officials are prudes.
Senseless Censorship Board has ruined this country for far too long it's time to disband it.
by Type2GenomeManiac June 10, 2017
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Cocky Name Boaster

A moron that thinks they're very special by defining their own name on Urban Dictionary with a definition to describe how awesome they think they are.
All these Cocky Name Boasters on Urban Dictionary spamming up this website.
by GorillaMike713 June 17, 2017
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community bulletin-board etiquette

A few simple "no brainer" rules that, if we'd all follow them, would make posting/reading paper ads/notices a much more pleasant and peaceable experience for everyone involved.
The "perfect five" rules of community bulletin-board etiquette:
(1) Each poster should be limited to one message per board, unless he is posting two or more "unrelated" ads/notices.
(2) Notices should be a maximum size of an 8-1/2X11 sheet of paper --- don't selfishly hog a whole gigantic portion of board-space with those 0%!$&@# huge-a** blaze-orange/fuchsia/chartreuse banner-sheets from da Dollar Tree's art-paper bin!
(3) Only attach notices to a blank portion of the board --- don't imperiously plaster your poster over everyone else's, regardless of whether you think your message is so much more all-fired important! If there’s insufficient room, make at least a half-a** effort to solve the problem rationally/fairly --- shift other people's sheets around on the board to form a "tighter" grouping, seek out and remove any "obsolete" (event-dates that have already passed) messages, etc.
(4) Don’t use the last “empty” thumbtack/pushpin on the board, or snitch one from someone else’s page! If the supply of available fasteners is running low, add a few tacks/pins of your own! Plus if you see someone else’s poster dangling/flapping by just one corner, pin it back up again.
(5) Choose a spot on the board that’s appropriate to your ad’s subject/urgency. If it’s about a lost/found valuable, super-important event, or desperately-needed item, place the ad near the center of the board. But if it’s merely a “for sale” ad or general notice, place it near the board's top/bottom/sides.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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Rusty Ironing Board

To have your face rubbed in the stains on a bed whilst your partner watches tv
by Homara October 12, 2019
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