bean bomb

A fart. So named because beans make excellent fart fuel and cause many of the farts we smell.

I was alone in the elevator, so I decided to drop one super stinky bean bomb right then and there, so I would not offend anyone nor embarrass myself. Right then, the elevator stopped, and that super foxy chick I've been wanting to ask out appeared as the door slid open. She smiled invitingly. Then the looks of suprise, repulsion and disgust quickly washed across her face. "GROSS!", she yelled, as she turned around and jogged towards the elevator down the hall.

bean bomb by Jeff Artist December 9, 2006

bean cutter 

A male version of the camel toe.
A man that wears his pants too tight allowing the outline of his genitalia--most importantly the berries. a perfect bean cut is one that cuts so perfectly that each bean is on either side of the trouser seam.

Yo-- check out the bean cutters on that fat dude.

bean cutter by Jmonster September 5, 2008

bean baggin 

When a guy unconsciously sits on his balls for a long/short period of time.

I got to work today and was so busy I didnt realize I was bean baggin it for an hour.

bean baggin by DLaws December 27, 2007

Bean Teeth 

A trait carried by all persons originating from the southern half of the United States (namely Tennessee.) This is a chronic, hereditary condition characterized by having beans for teeth.

Oh my, have you seen those bean teeth on Mo'Tingles?

Bean Teeth by ashleyk85 September 22, 2011

Bean Child

A Mexican baby

oh my god, that bean child's on point! She's on fire, TOUCH!

Bean Child by nugokk December 20, 2017

bean-sniff 

A person who mooches off another person, for things like food, money, and a place to stay because they are too selfish and lazy to provide for themselves.

Person 1: "Why am I missing everything I bought today? I just left it right here on the counter"

Person 2: "Bro . . . I thought it was for me, isn't that why we went food shopping?"

Person 1: "Are you serious right now?! What a freaking Bean-sniff, you'll probably eat the turd I left in the toilet too."

bean-sniff by smoove65 January 26, 2011

Bean Bag 

A Man's Scrotum.

I like it when chicks play with my bean bag.

Bean Bag by Jeff November 26, 2003