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Awesomism 

Someone who doesn’t know how to swim who thinks that they are so awesome and praise themselves so highly that they believe that they themselves are god, they try to walk on water and drown due to the fact that they cannot swim.
Father at the funeral: “how did my son die?”
The friend: “you see he was into awesomism, so he believed that he could walk on water.”
Father: “but he couldn’t.”
The friend: “I know, but he thought he could.”
Father: “what idiot came up with that word awesomism anyways?”
The friend: “your son before he died.”
Quelqu’un qui se fait boost sur tous les jeux vidéos, qui par hasard est aussi celle avec plein de graisse dans son clavier
Wesh gros on te carry tellment, tu nous fait une aweex la! D’ailleur sa serra 50$ la session de ballbust!
aweex by ShattaOfficiel October 3, 2020

awesamdude 

awesamdude is the warden of Pandora's Vault

Awesome Wallpapers 

A Twitter account with over 200k followers as of October 2021, posts weird and funny wallpapers that really spice up your Phone or PC.
Those are some awesome wallpapers did you get them from the awesome wallpapers account?
Awesome Wallpapers by fatpork October 21, 2021

Awesome sauce

Something you should never say to a girl you're trying to get with.
You: Hey wanna come over?
A girl: Sure!
You: Awesome sauce!
A girl: Actually I'm busy washing my grandma that day sorry.
Awesome sauce by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023

awesomelyamazing 

Ivey Lynn is the most awesomelyamazing person in the world.