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Le ape

A wild, hunch-backed beast from the Neanderthal times. He can be seen with his natural, snooty-ape state trying to chat with other teachers. Le ape is a creature of few words, but when he speaks the might of the cafeteria hears him. Le ape enjoys consuming a million bags of ruffles in one sitting, as this is part of his natural diet. Le ape doesn't care for substitutes or running in the halls.

How to spot Le Ape: sweater vests, odd haircuts and glasses, slouched posture, Trump-like lip smirks, and a thick man slowly creeping up the stairs and blocking students from entering. Can be seen with tall WHITE guy with strange haircuts, who chats with teachers and sits with students at lunch.
"Dude, look! It's the Le ape strut!"
"Le ape screeched at Kevv today"
by Back-Alleyway March 28, 2019
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AP-ness

say it out loud 3 times and you shall understand the meaning.
Student: Hey teacher, could you use this word in a sentence? (hands the teacher a piece of paper)

Teacher: "Everywhere i go, i see AP-ness"
by Cdplayer6 May 27, 2009
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ape dunko

P.K. Subban just scored! Ape dunko!!
by apedunko April 1, 2011
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ass ape

someone who "rides your ass" (annoys,nags,harrasses) constantly.
My boss is a total ass ape.
by rob roy57 February 14, 2009
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AP-ness

The essesnce of being in an AP(advanced placement) class. It pretty much means your smart, inteligent, and witty. If you have have a lots of AP-ness, you could be considered a nerd.
girl: Im the one with AP-ness in this relationship
boy:WHAT?
girl: I'm in AP classes, your not.
by viky2013 January 10, 2010
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statutory ape

Term used to characterize an oppressive majority, set of standards, or other oppressive mainstream institution.

The term was coined by writers Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea in 1975 through the persona of Markoff Chaney, a midget struggling to understand and destroy society's oppressive managerial hierarchy in one of the books of the duo's "Illuminatus! Trilogy."

The relevant passage of the term's context is as follows:

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The Midget, whose name was Markoff Chaney, was no relative of the famous Chaneys of Hollywood, but people did keep making jokes about that. It was bad enough to be, by the standards of the gigantic and stupid majority, a freak; how much worse to be so named as to remind these big oversized clods of the cinema's two most famous portrayers of monstro-freaks; by the time the Midget was fifteen, he had built up a detestation for ordinary mankind that dwarfed (he hated that word) the relative misanthropies of Paul of Tarsus, Clement of Alexandria, Swift of Dublin and even Robert Putney Drake. Revenge, for sure, he would have. He would have revenge...

Damn the science of mathematics itself, the line, the square, the average, the whole measurable world that pronounced him a bizarre random factor. Once and for all, beyond fantasy, in the depth of his soul he declared war on the "statutory ape," on law and order, on predictability, on negative entropy. He would be a random factor in every equation; from this day forward, unto death, it would be civil war: the Midget versus the Digits....
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(n.) "For well over a year, those black kids fought the statutory ape, but to no avail--they ended up getting convicted for crimes they didn't commit."

(adv.) "I got rejected by the NBA again. Apparently geriatrics are automatically disqualified. It's statutory ape, I tell you."
by Siegfried Zaga May 24, 2005
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dirt ape

"what do you do?"
"I'm a dirt ape"
by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004
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