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An Amber Heard

The act of depositing one’s own human fecal matter on their partner’s side of the bed. Usually in anger, but possibly not.
When Johnny upset his wife she took an Amber Heard on his side of the bed. Then took a picture and sent it to him. Johnny didn’t know what to think, but thought it better than to go sleep over that night.
by Joey Lightyears April 26, 2022
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Amber Hole

A dry, deep,stinky hole with no sides for gripping. This hole is located in The villas on Lake Travis. Be very careful to avoid getting close to this hole, many have fallen in and came out very ill.
I fell in that enormous amber hole and got so sick!
by Westlake Cutie December 25, 2016
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Amber Heard

After a fight, your girlfriend or wife defecates in your bed and then you angry fuck her until she bites your finger off.
Man, my girl and I did the Amber Heard last night. It was wild.
by DeppFan April 22, 2022
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Amber Turd

When you take a poop on someones bed
Man she was a dirty girl, she even took an Amber Turd on my bed!
by BF87 May 6, 2022
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Amber Heard

The bitch whose dog stepped on a bee!

Amber Heard is an actress who rose to fame in April 2022 when Johnny Depp sued her ass for publishing an article of about him which involved Johnny abusing the bitch. This was obviously not true and therefore Amber lost the case because she’s a lying whore! She’s now a broke cunt who works at retail.
Ryan: “Who are you jerking off to?”
ToothFairy: “Amber Heard.”
Ryan: “Die!”
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022
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AMBER TURD

An abuser, who plays the victim, she cries wolf, I'd say tears but she 'ain't' got none. She ruined her GORGEOUS ex-husbands life with FALSE accusations. Amber turd is also known for taking a shot in her spouses bed, then blaming a small dog. She has no consequences for her actions.....but KARMA will get her.
Don't leave an Amber Turd in the toilet...flush it!
by JusticeforJohnnyDepp May 14, 2022
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Amber Turd

A long lost prophecy transcribed in a hematite stone. The Amber Turd prophecy was found in 2022 in the state of Virginia, where it tells a tale of a mythical being coming from the Amber Turd named Bono. The Amber Turd was thought to have come from King Herr Brolof and once graced with the all mighty biddy, it became Bono. Once known as the biggest brown to ever be known to mankind, the Amber Turd has long been a rumored myth prior to the Depp trial. Since the trial making the myth of the Amber Turd known to the world as a fact the Amber Turd has been eclipsed by a Colorado native known as Randall Marsh who has the record for the biggest poo to ever exist in one sitting, previously held by Amber Heard.
Bono is so talented, I bet his mother is proud of her little Amber Turd.
by Randy McMarsh June 1, 2022
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