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Alex

Mad fucking lad! Hardest kid you'll ever meet even though he doesn't look it or act it. His legless nan gives him power and he will do anything to serve her. He is the top ladies man, every girl loves him!
James-"Yo that Alex kids a pussy!"
Tyrone-"You're actually dead."
by Swag nan November 25, 2018
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Alex

Alex is probably the first friend you made in secondary school, he is by far the smartest in your friend group and is the ultimate computer whizz. he has a good sense of humour yet he keeps most of his jokes PEGI 13. he does not say much about his personal life and he is the kind of friend you go to when you need the answer to a maths question. oh and he LOVES minecraft
by B3yondthewords March 4, 2021
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Alex

is really hot, is great at minecraft, get's the hottest babes, but is also very nice, has big pp.
I have been in love with Alex for my whole life.

-everyone
by Bubbaisreallygay October 23, 2019
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Alex

A very deceptive person, but with a soft side, he always seems confident but gets very insecure when it comes to dating.
by Don't touch me without armor November 18, 2021
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Alex

A girl that doesn't know the lyrics of smooth operator. Thinks it goes oooh capoeira. A girl that calls slow people retards but would never admit it. She is so quirky and silly that if she would be a dj you'd say 'Let's get squirrely!'
Boy: Did that girl just call me a retard?
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?

Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!
by mystery000mystery June 11, 2023
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Alexism

A cultist religion in which the leader has a fascination with bugs and lady boners.
"What are your thoughts on alexism?"
"Im a Christian, I don't really consider it to be a proper religion."
by Bigsexyhorsegirl September 28, 2021
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Alex

A fucken gay boy who cant stop moaning in class and making sexual jokes. An Alex also CANNOT stop talking about "BBC" because he loves it. Im pretty sure he searches up "gay midget porn" on PH. I cannot with this mf.
Alex is a hoe
Alex loves bbc
Alex watches gay midget porn
Alex is hella weird
by smol short person >:) November 1, 2021
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