Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.
Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.
by Baldr57 August 11, 2020
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Alcohol Armor

Nectar from the gods (or Angel piss) that is formulated to allow you to imbibe - and not wake up feeling like a little bitch.
I drank alcohol armor while I got hammered last night… I woke up and went to the gym. Then went to a soup kitchen - as in a gangbang in a Prius.
by Ultimo Gringo November 08, 2022
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noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 24, 2024
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Alcoholic asshole

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"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"

"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"
by Am not gay February 01, 2023
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Alcoholics anonymous

A place where they, don't drink alcohol. But instead discuss the Bible. And end the night with a song.
Alcoholics anonymous. Religious nutters welcome, meaning Sexual deviants, wearing leathers and whips
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 02, 2020
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Alcoholics Anonymous

Making your hand go numb, covering it in rubbing alcohol and jerking off.
"Hey man I need you to take me to the hospital, I tried the alcoholics anonymous."
by SargentQG November 03, 2021
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quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.
I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.
by El Wappo. May 20, 2020
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