Accelerated alcoholic

Someone who drinks an extreme amout of alcohol daily.

Jon is an definitely an accelerated alcoholic.

by DamPam July 8, 2019

Alcohol

The HARAM shit most dads drink

Friend: yo bro do you want a glass of alcohol

Quran reading mega Muslim: ASTUGFURALLAH

by Jared the wanking pelican July 1, 2023

Alcohol Enthusiast

Essentially an alcoholic in denial

Common traits of an alcohol enthusiast :

1. They deny they are an alcoholic

2. They say they have “complete” control over their desire to drink

3. They have a specific time to drink: for example, only ONE drink a night or ONLY on the weekends

4. They say they “ appreciate”, “ enjoy”, and

“ savor” the taste of alcohol

5. They have a specific cabinet, fridge, or entire room dedicated to storing their alcoholic stash

6. They become agitated and crap or urine their pants when they are unable to drink during their dedicated drinking time

Ex: “ oh I’m not an alcoholic. I’m an alcohol enthusiast. There’s a big difference”

by Marshmelliesoup May 10, 2021

Alcohol

The only known thing to fix life. A liquid known for its magical abilities to cleanse your sould of all sin. Who needs god when you have Vodka?

"He was a sad gay, so he doused his feelings in alcohol"

by Polish._.my._.dildo January 15, 2020

Alcoholic

That would be you

You’re an alcoholic 🤡

by Picklesandpeanut June 8, 2020

alcohol

party juice
boosts your confidence

man that alcohol made the party lit

by .oh.dang.u.isnt.going.to.know. February 23, 2020

Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.

Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.

by Baldr57 August 10, 2020