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One who wears a brand, exlusively, simply because it's the brand. Very common among high school and college-age people where, if the brand isn't worn the friends aren't made.
See Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, Jack Wills, American Eagle, Aeropostale, etc.
See Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, Jack Wills, American Eagle, Aeropostale, etc.
Person 1: Oh my god let's go to one of the above mentioned stores and get you a new outfit!
Person 2: *whips out shotgun, shoots Person 1 in face
Person 3: You just killed that Aberzombie and prevented an outbreak! You're my hero!
Person 2: *whips out shotgun, shoots Person 1 in face
Person 3: You just killed that Aberzombie and prevented an outbreak! You're my hero!
by Gay for Goldfrapp April 8, 2011
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by hejester January 21, 2010
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All of their clothes consist of a "worn" and fake vintage look which makes insecure teens feel like part of the "in" crowd without even having to try. Alternatively, hordes of abercrombie polo-wearing douchebags can be spotted at bars across the nation trying to pick up on anything with a pair of tits by acting in a loud and obnoxious manner. This is usually quite humorous because Abercrombie's ads consist of blatantly homo erotic pornography.
Abercrombie is seen as a drain on our cultural society, because it provides a uniform for what the corporate mainstream deems "cool" and acceptable. Abercrombie wearing people are usually the first to stick their noses up at anyone with even a hint of individuality. Their clothes are often seen as blatant hypocrisy because even though, despite being fairly expensive, they come with a pre-distressed or ripped design, which could be easily duplicated on one's own, or by finding a similar product at a thrift store. In other words, uncreative people need a store to make their clothes "unique" for them.
Abercrombie is often hated on by the Hot Topic crowd, because of culture clashing, but Hot Topic employs the same marketing strategy, only to a different social subculture.
Although Abercrombie clothes are relatively boring, and forgettable, they are not usually of low quality. The disdain for the store has more to do with the preppy, snobbish, suburbanite, slutty, douchebaggedness attitude and lifestyle that goes with them.
All of their clothes consist of a "worn" and fake vintage look which makes insecure teens feel like part of the "in" crowd without even having to try. Alternatively, hordes of abercrombie polo-wearing douchebags can be spotted at bars across the nation trying to pick up on anything with a pair of tits by acting in a loud and obnoxious manner. This is usually quite humorous because Abercrombie's ads consist of blatantly homo erotic pornography.
Abercrombie is seen as a drain on our cultural society, because it provides a uniform for what the corporate mainstream deems "cool" and acceptable. Abercrombie wearing people are usually the first to stick their noses up at anyone with even a hint of individuality. Their clothes are often seen as blatant hypocrisy because even though, despite being fairly expensive, they come with a pre-distressed or ripped design, which could be easily duplicated on one's own, or by finding a similar product at a thrift store. In other words, uncreative people need a store to make their clothes "unique" for them.
Abercrombie is often hated on by the Hot Topic crowd, because of culture clashing, but Hot Topic employs the same marketing strategy, only to a different social subculture.
Although Abercrombie clothes are relatively boring, and forgettable, they are not usually of low quality. The disdain for the store has more to do with the preppy, snobbish, suburbanite, slutty, douchebaggedness attitude and lifestyle that goes with them.
Abercrombie is for redbull drinking, BMW driving, Lacrosse playing, Frat boys who are too stupid to stay in college.
by Zexy January 8, 2009
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Wow, that abercrombie monkey has lots of girl monkeys peeling his banana. He also has an artsy stare and very large ab muscles.
by wassupwitcha April 4, 2005
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Alberto Del Rio: It is my destiny to become WWE champion!
John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*
John Cena: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Kicks Alberto's ass*
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